What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:53
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.